This is about to get very sarcastic-jokey. sorry. I just wanted to post these in a place where I wouldn't forget them. PLus it's been a crappy past couple of days and seemingly only sexual canary jokes can lighten this foul mood of mine. *shrug* Feel no need to comment, or even read.

Do you know what happens when you kiss a canary? You get chirpes, which can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease.

I'm going to slip into something more comfortable, like a coma.

Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

Oh, so you still love nature - despite what it did to you.

You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.

Must you leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.